Captain Zapp Brannigan embodies almost everything that could possibly be wrong with someone in a position of power: he is incompetent, arrogant, sexist, demeaning, cowardly, vain, and worst of all, deluded — he thinks he is a leader.Leadership means different things to different people, but since Zapp doesn’t have anyone’s trust or confidence, we believe this would automatically disqualify him from being described as a “leader.” He has rank, but not respect. In business, it’s not uncommon for managers to confuse the two.
Research released today from the University of Melbourne has found that 26% of Australians said there is no one in their workplace they could look up to as a good leader. Three quarters (75%) said that Australian workplaces need better management and leadership.
Zapp is not a leader. He is, however, hilariously stupid.
For any Futurama fans out there, we’ve compiled a list of some of best anti-leadership lessons in the career of Zapp Brannigan.
Zapp: Five, and that's my final offer… Four?
[Kif sobs]
Zapp: Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant, so-- Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying, like a woman. It's alright. I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men. Kif, old friend, let's rap.
[Zapp sits on Kif's bed. Kif sighs.]
Kif: Well, I'm in love with this girl--Zapp: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Ah. That's rich! … Go on.
Kif: Actually, sir, I'm-I'm a little nervous about meeting her family.
Zapp: Well that's natural. After all, you're meek and uninteresting. Until now you've gotten by on my left-over charisma, scrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite.
Kif: I just hope they like me.
Zapp: And why wouldn't they? Yes, yes, I know. Tiny, meek, uninteresting. Spare me your tedious life story, Kif. And above all, have fun!
Zapp: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping on it?
Zapp: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
Zapp: One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?
Kif: No, it doesn't.
Have you ever felt like you were Kif, working for a boss that made your life agonising?